Friday, December 19, 2008

The Sniper Twins - Stack that Memory

Man...the funniest thing is that these cats have some real talent; I LIKE this joint! Enjoy!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Friday, December 05, 2008

Bruce Lee...the illest ping pong player EVAR?!!!

Man...I can't even front; this was jacked, DIRECTLY, from the illustrious Dallas Penn. I am one of the BIGGEST Bruce Lee fans EVAR, and this film appears to feature him playing ping=pong in his famous yellow track-suit, worn in the last of his films, Game Of Death. Enjoy, internets (yeah...I copped that term from Dallas too)!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

I can beat Mike Jordan!

Okay...for real...not even in my DREAMS can I beat Michael Jordan. Though I'm not a fan of the fact that he's not exactly what you could call much of an activist, IMHO he's the best to ever lace them up. He hosts camps in which old, balding rich guys, CEOs and the like, pay top dollar to get basketball tips from the G.O.A.T. How bad is it when one of those guys actually BEATS him in a game of one-on-one? LAWD...I envy that guy SO MUCH. He's got to still be bragging about that one. "Michael Jordan...meh....he's not so tough. I beat him in a game of one-on-one." Dude is probably so cocky now that he can't even see the huge bald spot forming in the back of his head! LOL! Peep Damon Wayans having a little fun with Mike after his defeat!

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Yes...We Did!

Yo...America...I'm proud of you. Just when you think that things couldn't get any worse, you've made the decision to seat a real leader in the White House who actually cares about the concerns of the common man. There's much work to be done, but we have taken that all-important first step. Kudos to us all.

Now that that's been said, please enjoy the campaign vid that my man, Dres of Black Sheep made. He reprised his 1991 CLASSIC "The Choice Is Yours" to big up our President-Elect, Barack Obama! Enjoy!

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Mike Epps "Big Girls"

Shout out to all of the big girls! Mike Epps is a CLOWN! "My momma's a big girl. My Gramma's a big girl. My sister's a big girl. My girl's a big girl." Funny as hail! You GOTTA love it! LOL!

Friday, October 31, 2008

My FAVORITE Commercial

Anyone who knows me will most certainly agree..THIS COMMERCIAL IS ME!!! I love it!

Happy Halloween!!!

I'm not a big fan of Halloween, but I AM a HUGE Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff fan. So in the spirit of all the spooky-themes of this time of year, I humbly present to you A Nightmare on My Street!!! Enjoy!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Now it all makes sense....

Came across this searching the internets this morning, and decided to post.

Sunday, October 26, 2008


Yes...I jacked this straight from Jia's spot. She's one of my favorite bloggers, and she ALWAYS has the good stuff. Anywho, it's a great commercial. C'mon y'all...lets get our guy in office! Embrace change.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

C'mon y'all....even Al Bundy won't screw this one up...

Yeah...this is funny, but provides a simple and practical truth about what one can expect from an Obama campaign. And's voiced by one of our favorite lovable losers....Ed O'neil in his role as Al Bundy. Enjoy!

Friday, October 24, 2008

Another Obama/McCain Dance Off

Saw this on Illseed's page, so you know what I had to do. FUN-NY!!!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

NBA Baller Devin Harris vs....Stuart Tanner?

Okay y'all....for those who didn't know, even though I'm about 4" from legally being a midget, I had some real hoop dreams. I played ball in high-school, and even though I wasn't born with any natural gifts (my height just about negated my OUTLANDISH 35-inch vertical leap), I worked really hard, and was actually pretty good. I still have a HELLA-QUICK first-step; it's the second and third that are far less impressive. Hoop dreams aside, I found this vid of New Jersey Net point guard, Devin Harris, getting schooled by "some random English chap in jeans and a v-neck sweater." Actually, the vid is of of Devin getting hustled, White Men Can't Jump style by Stuart Tanner, an English Skip-to-my-Lou type school-yard legend. Enjoy folks!

The BEST Barack Impression

Man...this IS another jack from Illseed (sorry...he posts all of the good stuff). However, I've posted this brother's Barack impressions before b/c he's JUST SO DARNED GOOD! You guys enjoy...I did!

Friday, October 10, 2008

The High Price of Ignorance

Man...there are folks who are oblivious, and wish to remain so just to justify not wanting to support someone who is smarter than them...or more noble, or quite simply, isn't the same color. These folks, in their blinding support of the demagogue, Sarah Palin, have resorted to FOX noise-esque antics of over-talking and making baseless accusations whenever asked a question w/substance. IF McCain wins this country, then it will have received EXACTLY what it deserves!

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Milk & Cereal

This is DOPE!!! And doesn't have rhyme or reason; it just makes me happy! Enjoy!

Friday, October 03, 2008

Homer: I Want To Vote For Obama

For giggles...cuz this could never really happen,.....right?

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

I'm Voting Republican b/c...

This would be funny if it wasn't so tragic and true...

Tuesday, September 30, 2008


Man...this vid is old, but the added touch of Akon's "Locked Up" makes it MAGNIFIQUE!!! HI-DAMN-LARIOUS!!! Oh yeah...they show his mugshot at the end. TOO FUNNY!

P.S. Yes...this is another Illseed jack. Dude is on point like ice sickles.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Obama was right; McCain was WRONG!!!

Illseed...forgive me; your check for all of this ganking is in the mail...just like all of my other bill collectors'! LOL! McCain's own words used against him...again!

Whatever You Like (Sike) - Million and B-Phraze

Jacked straight from the homey Illseed's blog. This is HI-LAR-I-OUS!!! Enjoy!

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Jesse McCartney sing's T-Pain's "Buy U a Drank"

Man...I actually think I like this Disney kid's version of the song more than Thelonious Pain's version! Enjoy!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

One AMAZING catch!!!

I came across this one and had to share! Enjoy!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

This is a man of the cloth?

How and where did a man of the cloth learn to kick @$$ like this? I wanna go to his church!

Holy Ghost remix

This is ILL! I don't know who mixed it, but it is hilarious!

Saturday, September 20, 2008

A GREAT Keith Olbermann impression!!!

If you guys don't know, I'm quite the Keith Olbermann fan. I was pissed when NBC took him off of it's coverage of the RNC b/c Fox accused him of being too left-leaning. If that isn't the pot calling the kettle a kitchen utensil. SMDH Anywho, this guy does a GREAT impression of Keith. Enjoy!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Okay...Palin has Jason Bourne scared....

What does it say when your ineptitude and nonsensical beliefs even scare super-spy and all around bad man Jason Bourne? I think I'm gonna sleep w/my light on tonight...

Friday, September 12, 2008

Racism in the elevator

This would be funny(er) if it wasn't so true. I think Amadeo will enjoy this one.

Monday, September 08, 2008

Afro Ninja

Dude...THIS, my fine-feathered friends, is too funny for words! Just watch...and enjoy!

The Star Wars Kid...

I'm sure that when this video was originally leaked, this kid was mortified. However, it has immortalized him, and hopefully, he can now laugh at it. I know I do. P.S. I'm loving the effects!

Benny Lava man Alex S. is SO going to love this...and you will too! Enjoy!

Saturday, September 06, 2008

President Obama...he's never going to let you down..and hurt you

OH NOOOOOOO!!! Sen. Obama has been Rick-rolled! LOL! I copped this piece from The Underwriter!!! HI-FRICKIN'-LARIOUS!!! Enjoy!

Friday, August 22, 2008

Popping and Breaking...with Alfonso Ribeiro?

Okay guys...this is it; I'm finally coming clean. When you see me out, popping, rapping, and breaking, know that I didn't learn it from my brother or the mean streets of Baton Rouge; I did rigorous training under the fine tutelage of Alfonso Ribeiro a/k/a Carlton Banks. I learned and you can too! Enjoy!

Monday, August 18, 2008

Baracky II

Y'all....this is a STRAIGHT UP JACKIN' from Humanity Critic. Dude should be expecting a check from me soon too! LOL! Hilarious, yet strangely informative. Enjoy! I know I do...

Gnarls Barkley - Who's Going to Save My Soul Now?

Quite simply one of THE BEST videos I have EVER seen! Nuff said! Enjoy!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Cereal Mascot Therapy Session

Whoever made this needs therapy! I LOVE it! LOL!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Bounce to the Rhythm....

Hey...I KNOW y'all remember this one. How could you forget? Enjoy!

Friday, August 08, 2008

Mos Def - There Is A Way

I'm posting this one 1) cuz I love Mos Def and this joint is mad inspirational, 2) my son, Jayden LOVES this song (you should hear him sing along) and, 3) cuz it's MY FRICKIN BLOG, and I can post WHATEVER I want to! Nuff said!

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Lil Wayne ft. Jay-Z - Mr. Carter! *SPOOF*

Y'all...this is hilarious! These cats are DEAD ON with their impressions. Enjoy!

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Barack Obama Photo Op?

Copped this one from Jia. Man...I'm gonna have to pay her soon or something. :-) Anywho, this vid is funny as heck. Dude does a SPOT-ON Obama impression.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Wonder Twin Powers...ACTIVATE!

Man...I found this joint they were showing on Adult Swim on youtube. FRICKIN' HILARIOUS!!!

Joell Ortiz ft. Dante Hawkins - Letter to Obama

Y'all...if you haven't peeped this cat yet, get out from under the rock you've been sleeping under and check him out. For those of you who do know about Joell Ortiz, this is his pretty standard lyrical excellence. I bet Aftermath is sorry they let him go...

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Turk dances to Poison

Man...this guy is prolly the only reason I watch the show! Frickin' hilarious!

Saturday, July 19, 2008


Youngsters! Pay attention! What we've been trying to tell you about "saggin" your pants is true. Watch what this man says....beware and despair! Oh...and get a damn belt!

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Another GOOD Obama impression....

Okay...if you haven't figured out who I am going to vote for yet, go kill yourself, cuz you are NOT ready for the future! LOL! I found this and had to share with you guys! Thanks Jia!

Friday, July 11, 2008

A Milli....Obama Mix?

Man...I had to post this. Dude is hilarious! Enjoy!

Thursday, July 03, 2008

B-Rock Obama

How fun is this? Jacked STRAIGHT from Humanity Critc! Enjoy!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Straight "Cunt" Express!!!

Wow...did YOU know that John McCain called his wife a cunt in 1992? Nor did I...until I saw this posted on dallas penn's blog. My question is how in the heck does this NOT get mentioned in the media? Sen. Obama can be held accountable for what his minister says but McCain isn't publicly scathed for calling his wife one of the most derogatory references to female genitalia in the English language? Man...what part of the game is this?

Lazy Saturday...

There's so much going on that I could be talking about, but I'm just too lazy to do it. So instead, I post this pic for you. Enjoy!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008


This is frickin' HI-DAMN-LAR-I-OUS!!! Watch how quickly the "hood" comes out of this reporter. CLASSIC!!!

Aries Spears on Def Comedy Jam

Found this on youtube. It was kinda funny, so I post for you. Enjoy.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

The Choice is Clear...

Y'all...I'm so proud of you. Those of you who got off of your humps, and actually voted to place a Black man in the race for the highest office in the land. Not only a Black man, but the most qualified person in the field who ran. The most impresssive candidate that's run for President in my lifetime. In my opinion, the most ethical, honorable, God-fearing, intelligent, and worthy gentleman who has EVER run for the office of President is now the Democratic nominee, and Lord protect him, has a chance to win the office. Now, my greatest worry is his and his family's safety. Senator and yours are in my prayers. Congrats...

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Chris Brown can MOOOOOOOVE!!!

Okay...having had a brother who was in a "popping crew" when I was growing up, I've seen some folks dance that did some things that I thought were pretty amazing. Heck...I can do the damn-thing a lil, myself (get two drinks in me, and I'm pop-locking and ATTEMPTING backflips...with my fat arse! LOL!). That being said, I think Chris Brown is the only one of these young R&B cats that doesn't make me wanna choke 'em. That's prolly b/c he's the only one I think isn't a romance novel and an ass-whupping away from letting a man aid them in testing their gag-reflex thresholds (sorry Usher and Omarion fans). Anywho, this lil cat GETS OFF in this video. Check it out!

Okay Kobe...I ain't buying this one

Hey folks. I'm cheering for the Lakers to finish off the Spurs in the West Coast finals b/c the Spurs eliminated my beloved Hornets, so yes....I've even cheered for Kobe (those who know me know how painful that is to admit). I think he's an arrogant turd, but an incredible player, and prolly the most talented I've ever seen (though I still won't say he's better than Jordan b/c he's far from accomplishing all that Jordan has). Still, even though I think his ability is something like a phenomenom, he and Nike have taken this a lil too far. I think this stunt was accomplished by using an air assist board like Hollywood stuntmen often do. What do you think?

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Bullies Beware...

It was recently reported that music industry bully, Suge Knight, got into an altercation with a guy at a night club and got KNOCKED THE FCUK OUT!!! I saw this, and did the robot! Being that I have a RAGING Napoleon complex, and possess a unequivocal love for bullies being pummelled, I was ecstatic about this news, and dare I say....had a single tear of joy form in my left-eye. Every dog has his day, Suge; some even have two, and I'm glad you finally got yours. Of course, Suge's entourage jumped the guy and beat him up, but pictures of Suge's ass being laid out like some cold-cuts on a $5-dollar foot-long have been forever immortalized. Thanks TMZ...I knew you were good for something!

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Star Wars: The New Hope?

Hey y'all. I thought this was VERY creative and dare I say...inspirational? Anyway, I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

Sunday, April 20, 2008 pretty, badd, mofo....

Man...I gotta give props where props is due; this cat, Darien Dauchan, has, quite eloquently, expressed how I feel about Barack...almost to the letter. I'm sorry y'all....I love the Senator to the point where I've seriously considered trying to join the Secret Service so that I could have his back should he win the highest office in the land. I told one of my coworkers that I ALMOST shed a single tear over the thought that if Senator Obama won the presidency, I could, for the first time in my life, honestly say that I love my president. Okay...all of my man-crushes aside, peep out this truly beautiful piece of work. (Thank Nik!)

Friday, April 11, 2008


I have HATED Kobe Bryant for YEARS...but after the assault case and the media's assault of his character, I think he's humbled himself quite a bit. What can I say? He's grown on me a little. Anywho, I've ALWAYS begrudgingly admitted that I think he's the most skilled and talented player I've EVER seen...even when he's being an arrogant jack-ass, and I'll never take anything away from him. That being said, I've seen him do some pretty AMAZING things...and this definitely has to be right at the apex of those things. Check this out.


Thursday, April 10, 2008

Iron Man Trailer #2

Oohwhee!!! Guess who will be in somebody's theater paying for over-priced nachos and soda to watch this!

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

You think Obama's pastor is bad?

Since the release of the video of Pastor Jeremiah Wright's incendiary sermons, Sean Hannity, and other conservative demagogues of his ilk, have been bashing Sen. Obama, asking how he could remain a member of Reverend Wright's church after hearing his "hate-speeches". After viewing this video, we should perhaps bring forth those same questions to Hannity concerning the vitriolic, racist rantings of his pastor, Jesse Lee Peterson. I suppose, since Peterson is black (in appearance only), it's okay if he calls black people lazy, and blames them for their own suffering, especially with what they endured after Hurricane Katrina. What do you guys think?

In loving memory of James Brown

I know this is an old one y'all...but it's SO CLASSIC! Hours and hours of laughs...

Friday, March 28, 2008

Undoubtably The most IGNANT ISHT in '08...

WARNING!!! The following contains foul language, gratutious butt-shots, and all else that comes with unadulterated coonery. Viewer discretion IS advised.

For real? Gucci Mane and Buffy the Body are dating...and made a show? Gucci Gucci? We are DEFINITELY in the end-days! Forgive me for posting this...please.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Lovin' through the night?

DISCLAIMER: This video, in no way, reflects or represents the views, abilities, or talents of the poster of it. All likenesses and similarites are purely coincidental.

Okay, maybe it does...but we're just keeping it real! Enjoy!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Lost Boondocks Episode

This is it, folx...the one BET didn't want you to see...Enjoy!

Monday, March 03, 2008

Not experienced enough my @$$!!!

Hey folx, this was jacked straight from Amadeo's blog, so please check him out at That being said, act like there are two big old quotation marks around this, and enjoy!

A light in the darkness

Normally I read article online and the commenters just piss me off. Naturally I had to share something with you guys where someone actually posted something that a) made sense b) could be verified and c) wasn’t just spewing more crap they heard somewhere else.

*edit: I wouldn’t count two of Clinton's…I’m sure every person in a political office in New York wrote or proposed something in regards to 911.

Good Morning Everyone! As you can see, Senator Obama has much more LEGISLATIVE EXPERIENCE than Hillary. Looks like Hillary has spent her senate day names postoffices & buildings! Hillary has not INITIATED one bill!!

“Senator Clinton has based her campaign on an erroneous claim to greater legislative and administrative experience. Former President Clinton talks up her role in his administration on the campaign trail but pointedly refuses to release any documents that would provide greater details on her actual activities there. It is broadly understood that Hillary spearheaded the response team that staved off Republican attacks and spun the many scandals of the Clinton years. As to her Senate record, no one in the press has had the diligence to lay out her record for the public to assess.

Senator Clinton, who has served only one full term (6yrs.), and another year campaigning, has managed to author and pass into law, (20) twenty pieces of legislation in her first six years.
These bills can be found on the website of the Library of Congress (, but to save you trouble, I’ll post them here for you.

1. Establish the Kate Mullany National Historic Site.
2. Support the goals and ideals of Better Hearing and Speech Month.
3. Recognize the Ellis Island Medal of Honor.
4. Name courthouse after Thurgood Marshall.
5. Name courthouse after James L. Watson.
6. Name post office after Jonn A. O’Shea.
7. Designate Aug. 7, 2003, as National Purple Heart Recognition Day.
8. Support the goals and ideals of National Purple Heart Recognition Day.
9. Honor the life and legacy of Alexander Hamilton on the bicentennial of his death.
10. Congratulate the Syracuse Univ. Orange Men’s Lacrosse Team on winning the championship.
11. Congratulate the Le Moyne College Dolphins Men’s Lacrosse Team on winning the championship.
12. Establish the 225th Anniversary of the American Revolution Commemorative Program.
13. Name post office after Sergeant Riayan A. Tejeda.
14. Honor Shirley Chisholm for her service to the nation and express condolences on her death.
15. Honor John J. Downing, Brian Fahey, and Harry Ford, firefighters who lost their lives on duty.

Only five of Clinton’s bills are more substantive.

16. Extend period of unemployment assistance to victims of 9/11.
17. Pay for city projects in response to 9/11
18. Assist landmine victims in other countries.
19. Assist family caregivers in accessing affordable respite care.
20. Designate part of the National Forest System in Puerto Rico as protected in the wilderness preservation system.

There you have it, the facts straight from the Senate Record.

Now, I would post those of Obama’s, but the list is too substantive, so I’ll mainly categorize. During the first (8) eight years of his elected service he sponsored over 820 bills. He introduced

233 regarding healthcare reform,
125 on poverty and public assistance,
112 crime fighting bills,
97 economic bills,
60 human rights and anti-discrimination bills,
21 ethics reform bills,
15 gun control,
6 veterans affairs and many others.

His first year in the U.S. Senate, he authored 152 bills and co-sponsored another 427. These included:
**the Coburn-Obama Government Transparency Act of 2006 (became law),
**The Lugar-Obama Nuclear Non-proliferation and Conventional Weapons Threat Reduction Act, (became law),
**The Comprehensive Immigration Reform Act, passed the Senate,
**The 2007 Government Ethics Bill, (became law),
**The Protection Against Excessive Executive Compensation Bill, (In committee), and many more.

In all since enter the U.S. Senate, Senator Obama has written 890 bills and co-sponsored another 1096. An impressive record for someone who supposedly has no record according to the spin meisters and mindless twits. I challenge Clinton supporters to name a single legislative accomplishment that demonstrates her superior experience.

Posted by: Mark | February 4, 2008 9:39 PM

Wow actual substance…I can go play WoW and now the internet is safe…for 30 seconds.

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Derrick Ashong is voting for Obama!

Okay....I know that some of you don't know this brother (that's okay...I didn't either), but after seeing his response to a interviewer who was questioning (see railroading ) his decision to vote for Senator Obama, I definitely had to check this brother out. Plopped him into youtube, and bam! He has posted a LOT of things. This brother is ON POINT, and fully articulates many of the reasons why people have embraced Senator Obama as the candidate of change and have, for the first time in their lives, had "the audacity to hope." Enjoy!

Derrick Ashong's response to his interview:

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Funny stuff from greenbench comedy show

My man Phonte (from Lil Brother) was featured in this sketch, so I checked it out. It's pretty funny stuff. Check it out.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Kimbo Slice BRINGS THE PAIN!!!

Kimbo Slice rocks Tank Abbot to sleep and tucks him in. This dude has been SERIOUS in the fight game for years; I'm glad now that he's able to perform on a platform where the whole world can see. Dedicated to my teacher and role-model, Beauvais!

Friday, February 15, 2008

Hip Hop Violin with Paul Dateh and Inka One

Hey y'all. I just saw this on HumanityCritic's blog (, and was compelled to post it. Enjoy it. Hey...peep his blog out while you have the time. He's QUITE entertaining!

Killa Cam doing HP commercials!

Why this dude sounds just like Cam'ron? Enjoy!

Saturday, February 09, 2008

OOHWHEE!!!! I can't wait for this one!!!

OOOHWHEE!!! This is gonna be a GOOD one!!!

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Roy Woodz Jr ft. Tre Williamson - Ugly Jamz

This was SOOOOOOO funny that I couldn't help but post it! Enjoy!

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Well...whaddya know? Maybe hip hop isn't dead after all...

Hey folks. I have to admit, this is my first time hearing of these cats, but Blu & Exile are DOPE!!! I owe my exposure to their music to HumanityCritc over at The Nappy Diatribe, so of course, thanks; I gotta give credit where it's due. These cats anoint themselves the new Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth...and with joints like this, I can definitely see how they can make the case for it! Enjoy!

Friday, January 11, 2008

It's been a slow week, but check this out!

Man....I NEVERAH thought I'd enjoy a version of the Brady Bunch theme this much! That boy good! That boy can SANG! LOL! Enjoy